obamas trench

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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