How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A man walks into a pole.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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