Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A woman's opinion

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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