What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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