What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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agp

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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