Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Racial Equality.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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agp

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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