So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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