Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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