What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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