Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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