Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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