why did the man die? because he died.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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