What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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