what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hello penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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