Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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