Yo momma is SO black.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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