A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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lol

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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