What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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