A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

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