What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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