What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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