Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Anti Joke

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