Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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