Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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a man died

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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9/11

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Anti Joke

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