a man died

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Women's rights.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Anti Joke

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