Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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