If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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British Dentistry

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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