Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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