What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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JFK

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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