What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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