WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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