knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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British Dentistry

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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JFK

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