Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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