What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Mitch

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ObamaCare

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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