What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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