I dont no the difference between their and there

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Flop dog

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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