How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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yeah..

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Flop dog

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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