I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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