Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Jews.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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