Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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