how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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yeah..

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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a man died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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