What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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