If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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a man died

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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