- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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