What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Jews.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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yeah..

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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who drinks pee? katness

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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