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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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