what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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9/11

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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