- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

Barack Obama.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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