Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Poop

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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