If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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