In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Anti Joke

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