what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Racial Equality.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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