Barack Obama.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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