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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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