Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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