That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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