- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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knock knock whos there not me

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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