- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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