Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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