Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Barack Obama.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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