Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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