What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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It’s dead.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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