What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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