Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A woman's opinion

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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