Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Apple.

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