Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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