Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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