why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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