So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Get in the car.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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