What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Dont look at me.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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