Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Anti Joke

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