- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Mexicans are like waffles

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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