Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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