How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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