A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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