Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

thumb_up thumb_down -206

why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call a cow? A cow

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Jews...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

thumb_up thumb_down -29

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops