Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Hi

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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