- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Jews...

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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