So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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