I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Society.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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banana

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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