Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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