Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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