roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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obamas trench

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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