When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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obamas trench

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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