If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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The Bible

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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