Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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what sucks? things that suck

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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