my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what sucks? things that suck

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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