A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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