What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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