How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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i like cats

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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