Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Jews...

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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