So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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