Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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sexual intercourse.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Miley Cyrus.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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