What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I'm hungry.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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black people. that is all...

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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