What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Jews...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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The Olympics

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Yes.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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