why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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