How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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America

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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