- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

i like cats

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

what sucks? things that suck

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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