What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Apple.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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