Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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