Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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The Olympics

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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