- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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