- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

So you there Red?

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

i like cats

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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