Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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black people. that is all...

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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