What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How are you this morning?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

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