- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

So you there Red?

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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