wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Anti Joke

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