What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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call of duty world at war

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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