Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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