What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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boobs

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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