Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Where is my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Fat people.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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