Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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