Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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20

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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