A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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