The Olympics

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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