A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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