- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

George Bush.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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