Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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George Bush.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Where is my tractor?

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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