A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Har har hey

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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