A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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black people. that is all...

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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