Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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