Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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call of duty world at war

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So you there Red?

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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