A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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