What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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