- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Women's Rights.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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