Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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