Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Are you a tree? No.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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boobs

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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The Olympics

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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