How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I'm hungry.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Dont look at me.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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boobs

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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