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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Men's Rights

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America

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Yes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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