What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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boobs

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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