What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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call of duty world at war

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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So you there Red?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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