Word play, punch-line, joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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