Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Where is my tractor?

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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