How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How are you this morning?

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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