The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Men's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Har har hey

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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