- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Justin Bieber

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Are you a tree? No.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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