- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Women's Rights.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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