A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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