Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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