Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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black people. that is all...

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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