A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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sexual intercourse.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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