Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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