Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Dont look at me.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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