- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Apple.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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